The trill of the ukulele, beautiful bikinis, dancing on waves and pigs on spits – when you look to Hawaii you almost rub your eyes in disbelief. How do we look so good, when we must constantly be shoving sizzling spit roasts down our throats? Is it just like the...
You’d be stunned at the number of people who Google Hawaii and MILF together. (I wouldn’t, unless you’re looking for a batch of porn sites, of course.) Either Hawaii has a super big rep for being where us MILFs are at or there’s a sudden demand to pick one of us up....
Stumbling upon a guy with bushy beard, full sleeve tattoo and fixie bike – you may have just found yourself a real bonafide hipster guide to Hawaii. You strike up conversation; he comes from Portland or Austin, he lives in a converted warehouse, shops at Whole Foods,...
Whale, whale, whale, what have we got here then… Sorry, one sentence in and already going for the krill. Alright, that’s enough now – we have got it out of our system. All we are trying to say is – whales are awesome and one of the most amazing things you...
No matter how many times we read the stats about the chances of being devoured by a shark – it seems that Spielberg has indeed ruined all of our lives. Actually, he has, in more ways than one, for those who watched the tragic rehash of Indiana Jones. But Jaws. Now...
I have a confession. I’ve been visiting strip clubs while on vacation for quite a while. Why? Well, before the kids, mortgage and the boring life stuff that came along with it, my husband and I were actually fun people who loved letting off steam. I’m...