You’d be stunned at the number of people who Google Hawaii and MILF together. (I wouldn’t, unless you’re looking for a batch of porn sites, of course.) Either Hawaii has a super big rep for being where us MILFs are at or there’s a sudden demand to pick one of us up....
Stumbling upon a guy with bushy beard, full sleeve tattoo and fixie bike – you may have just found yourself a real bonafide hipster guide to Hawaii. You strike up conversation; he comes from Portland or Austin, he lives in a converted warehouse, shops at Whole Foods,...
Whale, whale, whale, what have we got here then… Sorry, one sentence in and already going for the krill. Alright, that’s enough now – we have got it out of our system. All we are trying to say is – whales are awesome and one of the most amazing things you...
No matter how many times we read the stats about the chances of being devoured by a shark – it seems that Spielberg has indeed ruined all of our lives. Actually, he has, in more ways than one, for those who watched the tragic rehash of Indiana Jones. But Jaws. Now...
I have a confession. I’ve been visiting strip clubs while on vacation for quite a while. Why? Well, before the kids, mortgage and the boring life stuff that came along with it, my husband and I were actually fun people who loved letting off steam. I’m...
(Don’t say #4 Wrong or You’ll Probably end up in Jail) If you think Aloha is the online phrase you need to know on the islands, you might be an a-hole tourist. Why not grab your Hawaiian shirt and streak your nose in zinc, while you’re at it?! The...
Someone once said that happiness is no white bits. Nudists get a bad rap – but they aren’t all overweight weirdos with shaved scrotums, playing bat and ball on the beach and speaking in a German accent. The truth is that nudists are actually human…only sans clothes....
Poi – a life sustaining source of edible goodness? Or, a grey blob with the texture of spooning wallpaper paste into your puckered mouth? Like it or loathe it, there is no denying that poi is as Hawaiian as the Duke himself. Coming from an island where magma...
Hawaii’s diverse cultural landscape serves as an incubator for regional dishes that you’re unlikely to find anywhere else in the world. You probably assume that many of these are Hawaiian foods. Lomi Lomi Salmon, a popular side dish made of salt-cured salmon, green...
How Not to Look Ridiculous When Learning to Surf in Hawaii The sun bleached tousled hair, the sun kissed skin, the lithe and limber body dancing on water. Throw into the mix dawn awakenings, beers at sunset and forever being around others who are young and beautiful –...