You’re face down in a toilet in a beach park bathroom puking your guts out. That’s the last time you share a sandwich with a homeless guy! Your new wife is on her cell with her divorce attorney and the police have arrived to take your statement about how you were...
Annoy Your Friends in Style, Tips for Buying the Best Ukulele on your Trip to Hawaii Ukulele haters gonna hate, you see them everywhere, rolling their eyes at the ubiquitous little instrument, lamenting the loss of the guitar and calling everyone strumming them a...
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Santa Can’t Slide Down Palm Trees! How to Have Christmas in a Hawaii When you hear about Christmas in Hawaii, you probably do a great impression of Kevin McAllister- “But how can you have Christmas without a Christmas tree?” And then, give someone the stare of death...
Kids On a Plane – A Survivors Account For those of you who are either unaware or who are just new to Funlocity, I have kids, who I bitch about. A lot. Before you get your pitchforks out, folks, understand that just because I moan about them daily and swear under my...
The Ultimate Buzz: 7 Hawaiian Coffee Shops That’ll Make You Forget About Starbucks Don’t you wish your name was globally synonymous with something bad ass? “You don’t believe that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire?” Samantha it. “You’ve never seen a...