Lovers flock to the shores of Hawaii to roll in the sands, as if they are starring in the music video for Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game. They hold hands on the broken shoreline, mooning at each other with big eyes, barefoot and whispering sweet nothings into the wind....
Okay, you’re newly single and you took the plunge. Unfortunately, you’re stuck with the proverbial bad date. And, in Hawaii of all places! This eager beaver you brought to paradise with you is about as much fun as water boarding. Dammit, you’re supposed to be on a...
From rappelling down the face of a waterfall, to swimming alongside a school of dolphins, Hawaii isn’t exactly at a loss for kick ass entertainment. But, on the other side of the spectrum lurks a boatload of island activities so pedestrian and inane that it’s a wonder...
Maui was built for romance. Of this, I’m sure. Eons ago, God smoked some arugula, considered all those warring, hormone-ridden dinosaurs that “happened” after a particularly fearsome experience with psilocybin and wondered, “hmmmm, how can I make a place where...
Blah blah, paradise, eternal sunshine blah. Yep, there sure are plenty of amazing reasons why living in Hawaii is rad. People are happier, healthier and less stressed, which is great. But, it sure does come with a few annoyances, too. Like, tourists. I know, I know....
There is no doubt that Hawaiians love their food. In fact, if you stop at any local restaurant, it’s not just about the taste of the “grinds,” but the quantity. When it comes to a plate lunch, Hawaiians rival Texans, when it comes to all things being bigger!...